Easter bunny T-Shirt
You know what's LESS terrifying than a stranger dressed in a mangy, old bunny costume, sitting in the middle of an empty mall, while waiting for children to sit upon their lap?
A rock.
but not just any rock…no… How bout a rock that comes from an island with EASTER literally in its name! Support the true mascot to this bizarre holiday of chocolate bunnies and colorful eggs in a shirt that's way less traumatizing to children than that mutant man-rabbit we see in malls today.